Quotes of Californium

“ I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. ”

- Dan Quayle

“ Living here in southern California, I'll miss hearing Rocky Top for an entire week at the end of December. I was actually looking forward to it. Tennessee has a better fight song than Nebraska. ”

- Al Michaels

“ California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. ”

- Fred Allen

“ They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale. ”

- Dan Rather

“ This is the city. Los Angeles, California. I work here. I carry a badge. My name's Friday. The story you are about to see is true; the names have been changed to protect the innocent. ”

- Jack Webb

“ It is clear that a temporary increase in the cap is needed to ensure high-tech companies can hire the specialized personnel they need to continue to help fuel California's economic growth. ”

- Pete Wilson

“ Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. ”

- Frank Lloyd Wright

“ There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California. ”

- Edward Abbey

“ East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State. ”

- O. Henry

“ Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. ”

- Ross Macdonald

“ California: The west coast of Iowa. ”

- Joan Didion

“ Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. ”

- Ross Macdonald

“ All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year. ”

- Gloria Swanson

“ And if California slides into the ocean, as the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this hotel will be standing until I've paid my bill. ”

- Warren Zevon

“ California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death. ”

- William Claude Dunkenfield

“ Living in California adds ten years to a man's life. And those extra ten years I'd like to spent in New York. ”

- Harry Ruby

“ There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. ”

- Ross Macdonald

“ In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist. ”

- Truman Capote

“ California is a great place to live if you're an orange. ”

- Fred Allen

“ California, the department store state. ”

- Raymond Chandler

“ It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year. ”

- Truman Capote

“ In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of Messiahs, Sorcerers, Saints and Seers known to the history of aberrations. ”

- Farnsworth Crowder

“ CALIFORNIA: From Latin 'calor', meaning "heat" ; and 'fornia', for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex.". ”

- Ed Moran

“ California is like an artificial limb the rest of the country doesn't really need. You can quote me on that. ”

- Saul Bellow

“ When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. ”

- Will Rogers

“ Christian means coming from Christ. Just as a Californian comes from California and a Bostonian is someone who comes from Boston, A Christian is one who comes from Christ. ”

- Don Walk

“ This land is your land, this land is my land, from California to the New York Island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream's waters. This land was made for you and me. ”

- Woody Guthrie

“ Myths that need clarification: Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach. False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ In California, of all places, entertainment is the key to a vibrant economy. If we do not develop young adults capable of entering that world, the financial base of this state is sure to suffer and impact all of us. ”

- David Cassidy

“ Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce gubernatorial. ”

- Jimmy Fallon
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