Quotes of Cake

“ The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. ”

- Bill Vaughan

“ Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation. ”

- Kim Williams

“ Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits. ”

- Carl Sandburg

“ Poetry is the achievement of the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits. ”

- Carl Sandburg

“ God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. ”

- Lynn Redgrave

“ America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. ”

- Gloria Steinem

“ You know you are getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. ”

- Bob Hope

“ You can have your cake and eat it; the only trouble is you get fat. ”

- Julian Barnes

“ Confederation is only yet in the gristle, and it will require five years more before it hardens into bone. ”

- John A. Macdonald

“ I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing. ”

- Muddy Waters

“ Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. ”

- Cynthia Nixon

“ It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. ”

- Richard M. Nixon

“ It is less artificial than his other comedies. The epigrams do not seem to have been added on like candied cherries on a cake. ”

- Ted Morgan

“ I understand Willy Loman's longing for immortality Willy's writing his name in a cake of ice on a hot day, but he wishes he were writing in stone. ”

- Arthur Miller

“ Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. ”

- Bill Maher

“ Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. ”

- Walter Lord

“ It's so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of icing. ”

- Ken Jennings

“ Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. ”

- James Broughton

“ I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes. ”

- George Carlin

“ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ I am obsessed with ice cubes. Obsessed. ”

- Drew Barrymore

“ Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. ”

- Dylan Moran

“ All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie. ”

- Unknown

“ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ”

- Charles M. Schulz

“ I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. ”

- Mitch Albom

“ If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has sent you. ”

- Marcus Valerius Martial

“ Aspiring to a souffle, he achieves a pancake at which the reader saws without much appetite. ”

- John Leonard

“ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ”

- Unknown

“ Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosophers stone. ”

- Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
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