Quotes of Bill Maher

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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

- Bill Maher

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“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ It’s only after you’ve stepped outside your comfort zone that you begin to change, grow, and transform. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. ”

- Joyce Kilmer

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer