Quotes of Bath

“ Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. ”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

“ I'm no angel, but I'm no Bo-Beep either. ”

- Princess Margaret

“ I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums. ”

- Christina Aguilera

“ Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. ”

- Saint Thomas Aquinas

“ I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. ”

- Arnold H. Glasow

“ One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. ”

- Jack Gould

“ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. ”

- Sylvia Plath

“ I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. ”

- Debbie Peterson

“ I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ”

- Joan Rivers

“ I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? ”

- Steven Wright

“ If any one of them deserves to be a shrine, it's Paddington. Its departure board reads like a romantic novel, as it flicks its way through Oxford, Bath, the Cotswolds and the very heart of England. ”

- Mark Wallington

“ Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. ”

- Richard Zera

“ I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit. ”

- Susan Glasee

“ Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap — even men who hate baths. ”

- Frank Gelett Burgess

“ A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators. ”

- Malcolm Bradbury

“ A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ The ambitious climb high and perilous stairs, and never care how to come down; the desire of rising bath swallowed up their fear of a fall. ”

- Thomas Adams

“ Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace. ”

- Anthony Burgess

“ Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ Is civilization only a higher form of idolatry, that man should bow down to a flesh-brush, to flannels, to baths, diet, exercise, and air? ”

- Mary Baker Eddy

“ Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. ”

- Unknown

“ Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression. ”

- Dodie Smith

“ A hot bath! I cry, as I sit down in it! Again as I lie flat, a hot bath! How exquisite a pleasure, how luxurious, fervid and flagrant a consolation for the rigors, the austerities, the renunciation of the day. ”

- Rose Macaulay

“ The minds of people are so cluttered up with everyday living these days that they don't, or they won't, take time out for a little prayer — for mental cleansing, just as they take a bath for physical, outer cleansing. both are necessary. ”

- Jo Ann Carlson

“ Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice or two of hot toast, a pot of steaming Darjeeling tea, and you may tell the butler to dispense with the caviar, truffles and nightingales' tongues. ”

- Craig Claiborne

“ We start to realize that there are anodynes in life that help us through the day. I don't care if it's a walk in the park, a look out the window, a good bubble bath - whatever. Even a meal you like, or a friend you want to call. That helps us solve all this stuff in our head. ”

- Al Pacino

“ Taking one's chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck. ”

- Lemony Snicket
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