Quotes of Lemony Snicket - somelinesforyou

“ Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Brothers that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. ”

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“ To hear the phrase “our only hope” always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn’t work, there is nothing left. ”

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“ Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily. ”

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“ Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it. ”

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“ Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. ”

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“ One’s home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening — the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life — and can never find again. After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby. awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby. awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep. sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier. ”

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“ The world is too quiet without you nearby. ”

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“ It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read. ”

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“ Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see. ”

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“ Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter. ”

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“ In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. ”

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“ For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely. ”

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“ People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter. ”

- Lemony Snicket

“ Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences. ”

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“ Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. ”

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“ I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ”

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“ If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. ”

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