“ Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. ”
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“ Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. ”
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“ Normal people…believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet. ”
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“ Normal people…believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet. ”
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“ Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately. ”
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“ The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. ”
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“ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. ”
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“ Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. ”
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“ If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? ”
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“ The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. ”
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“ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. ”
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“ The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. ”
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“ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. ”
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“ When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed. ”
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“ Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. ”
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“ You're thinking I'm one of those wiseass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway. ”
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“ Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. ”
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“ Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Dogbert's Motto ”
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“ If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? ”
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“ Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. ”
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“ The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. ”
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“ Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Dogbert's Motto ”
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