“ Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. ”
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“ Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. ”
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“ Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. ”
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“ I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British intelligence. It turns out he only took up residence in 95. ”
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“ Unfortunately, America wasn't paying attention when he was giving his stump speech. ”
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“ It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you. ”
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“ A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer.... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works. ”
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“ The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. ”
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“ The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. ”
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“ I heard versions of the speech before and I thought it was great. You go with your 'A' material. As an old comic, that's what I say. Go with your 'A' material. ”
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“ Unfortunately, America wasn't paying attention when he was giving his stump speech. ”
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“ When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. ”
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“ Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. ”
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“ When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. ”
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“ He is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber. ”
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