Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ In this world, it is too common for people to search for someone to lose themselves in. But I am already lost. I will look for someone to find myself in. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ Accepting personal responsibility for your life frees you from outside influences – increases your selfesteem – boosts confidence in your ability to decisions – and ultimately leads to achieve success in life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling. ”

- Anthony de Mello

“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards