Quotes of Dave Barry

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

- Dave Barry

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“ Love is blind, they saybut isn't it more that love makes us see too much? Isn't it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Love people who hate you. Pray for people who have wronged you. It won’t just change their life…it’ll change yours. ”

- Mandy Hale

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Eyes not only see but reveal secrets that hidden within our very soul, as You and I stroll in this world in search for our true and better selves." Morco ”

- Jeff Morco

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. ”

- Helen Keller
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