“ In poor plight, weary and travel-soiled, glad at heart, though possessing nothing but a shirt, leather trousers and an old hat, having lost my jacket, neck-kerchief and worn out my shoes. ”
- David Douglas- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair. ”
- Cameron Diaz- Copy
- 2.7K
“ The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game. ”
- Glenn Dickey- Copy
- 2.5K
“ I have always wanted to act ever since I was a little girl. I would put a blanket under my shirt and pretend that I was pregnant. Then, I would go through childbirth. ”
- Dakota Fanning- Copy
- 2K
“ Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ”
- Jeff Foxworthy- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the mental wardrobe of every man. The president differs from other men in that he has a more extensive wardrobe. ”
- Herbert Clark Hoover- Copy
- 23
“ I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. ”
- Calvin Klein- Copy
- 2.1K
“ A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. ”
- Dino Levi- Copy
- 825
“ One way or another, I've spent a lot of time in breeches and boots lately. I'm pretty sick of hanging round in frilly shirts. It makes you long to get back into your jeans! ”
- Jonny Lee Miller- Copy
- 307
“ The No 7 shirt is an honour and a responsibility. I hope it brings me a lot of luck. ”
- Cristiano Ronaldo- Copy
- 3.4K
“ My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark. ”
- William Tyndale- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I should have played him in New Jersey. I regret that. He could have helped on (Vince) Carter. ”
- Pat Riley- Copy
- 1.9K
“ I want them to believe I have a vision for the state of New Jersey. ”
- Jon Corzine- Copy
- 2.5K
“ The name on the front of the jersey is what really matters, not the name on the back. ”
- Joe Paterno- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. ”
- Joe Paterno- Copy
- 3.9K
“ The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves. ”
- Garth Henrichs- Copy
- 3K
“ DISSEMBLE, v.i. To put a clean shirt upon the character . Let us dissemble. Adam. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. Instead, donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. The next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents. ”
- William Coronel- Copy
- 1.9K
“ An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose your shirt. ”
- Fred Allen- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together. ”
- Douglas William Jerrold- Copy
- 406
“ I have known a German Prince with more titles than subjects, and a Spanish nobleman with more names than shirts. ”
- Oliver Goldsmith- Copy
- 1.3K
“ How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 2.6K
“ The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, as sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shirt. ”
- John Heywood- Copy
- 523
“ Naked I came into the world, naked I shall go out of it! And a very good thing too, for it reminds me that I am naked under my shirt, whatever its colour. ”
- E.M. Forster- Copy
- 304
“ In junior high a boy poured water down my shirt and yelled, Now maybe they'll grow. ”
- Pamela Anderson- Copy
- 2.1K
“ My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. ”
- Roseanne Barr- Copy
- 2.3K
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