Quotes of Henny Youngman

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

- Henny Youngman

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“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. ”

- James R. Sherman

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. ”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ Growing up in wartorn country like South Sudan wasn't hard and unbearable, but I'm always thankful for the experiences I encountered; cos with them I had realized my full potential to walked in seek of change and make impact on lives of others. ”

- Luka J. Riek

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright