Quotes of George Carlin

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

- George Carlin

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“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ I’ll hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms. ”

- Unknown

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ The beautiful thing about love is that you just need to plant it once and nurture it and it shall bloom into blossoms that would cover the valleys. ”

- Hermann J. Steinherr

“ feeling upset? look up a lover ”

- Arif Naseem

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain