Quotes of Lewis Grizzard

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Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks.

- Lewis Grizzard

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“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ There's a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it. ”

- Joyce Brothers

“ Life is a sheet of blank papers and pen: “We write our life like one made in heaven.” Sadly though, some don’t have the pen with them: “It’s others doing the writing for them. ”

- Rodolfo Martin Vitangcol

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. ”

- Gary Zukav

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. ”

- Mark Twain

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ If we open ourselves up to our feelings, our intuition, and our spiritual centers, we become much closer to the mystery of the Universe. ”

- Patricia Lynn

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ Without term limits, some remain in office for decades; as a result, their power increases and they feel entitled, and ignore the people they represent; but do not be fooled that term limits would ultimately change representation, for it’s the ignorance of the populace who continue returning the same people to office. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ If you listen more, you will judge less; and when you judge less, you will appreciate differences; and you will be more happy. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster