Quotes of Jack Benny

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny

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“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. ”

- Joyce Kilmer

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ I do not write feelings, emotions I do not write after that day, about love anything I do not write my silence scream somewhere inside me there are my bloody wounds on paper words I do not write ”

- Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ How can I put the Auras back in the chest?” I asked, terror boiling inside my stomach. “You can’t. Not if those that were or will be struck by them won’t be eager to express their feelings and let you help them. You do not change people, dearie. It’s the people that change themselves. You’re the Guardian, but they’re the bearers,” the Oracle whispered. “I’m no Guardian. I’m doomed!” I said and I knew that this was true. ”

- Victoria Moschou

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Her footprints are leaving green marks on the desert heart of mine ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli