Quotes of Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck

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“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. ”

- Woody Allen

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ If you listen more, you will judge less; and when you judge less, you will appreciate differences; and you will be more happy. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling. ”

- Anthony de Mello

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown