Quotes of George Carlin

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

- George Carlin

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“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ One thing I learned out of all these years is nobody really riding wit you like they say n I’ll always keep my guard up cause of all the fuckery. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson