Quotes of Chelsea Handler

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Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

- Chelsea Handler

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“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ It is that we are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood

“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ It’s only after you’ve stepped outside your comfort zone that you begin to change, grow, and transform. ”

- Roy T. Bennett