Quotes of Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

- Rita Rudner

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“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something. ”

- Rainbow Rowell

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ I do not write feelings, emotions I do not write after that day, about love anything I do not write my silence scream somewhere inside me there are my bloody wounds on paper words I do not write ”

- Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ When things do not go your way, remember that every challenge — every adversity — contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ True love is not so much a matter of romance as it is a matter of anxious concern for the wellbeing of one's companion. ”

- Gordon B. Hinckley

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome