Quotes of Pet - somelinesforyou

“ Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. ”

- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

“ Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled ”

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“ I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ”

- Gilda Radner

“ A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ”

- Hazel Nicholson

“ The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ”

- Unknown

“ Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ”

- George Elliot

“ Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ”

- Roger Caras

“ The dog represents all that is best in man. ”

- Etienne Charlet

“ A house is not a home without a pet. ”

- Unknown

“ A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. ”

- Josh Billings

“ We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. ”

- Immanual Kant

“ My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ”

- Unknown

“ There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ”

- Ben Williams

“ If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ”

- Phil Pastoret

“ Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ”

- Ann Landers

“ My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! ”

- Craig Shoemaker

“ Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ”

- Steve Bluestone

“ Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ”

- Unknown

“ Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. ”

- Franklin P. Jones

“ Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. ”

- Joe Gores

“ Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ”

- Sue Murphy

“ You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that! ”

- Dave Barry

“ Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ”

- Mary Bly

“ A dog is not ‘almost human’ and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ”

- John Holmes

“ The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man. ”

- Robertson Davies

“ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ”

- Unknown

“ A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. ”

- Unknown

“ Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend. ”

- Corey Ford

“ You learn in this business: If you want a friend, get a dog. ”

- Carl Icahn

“ If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warm. ”

- Alfred North Whitehead
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