Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ A daily dose of daydreaming heals the heart, soothes the soul, and strengthens the imagination. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Sometimes what seems so right turns out wrong and what seems so wrong turns out right. What do I call this phenomenon? Life. ”

- Charles F. Glassman

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot