Quotes of Tobacco - somelinesforyou

“ I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. ”

- Arturo Toscanini

“ A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live. ”

- Jean Baptiste Moliere

“ It is time for Congress to provide relief for tobacco farmers. Since the 1930's tobacco production has been regulated by a quota system, which required farmers to purchase quota in order to grow tobacco. ”

- Allen Boyd

“ Tobacco, divine, rare, superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all the panaceas, potable gold, and philosophers' stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases but as it is commonly abused by most men, which take it as tinkers do ale. 'Tis a plague, a mischief, a violent purger of goods, lands, health; hellish, devilish and damned tobacco, the ruin and overthrow of body and soul. ”

- Robert Burton

“ I like you more than I would like to have a cigarette. ”

- Wendy Cope

“ Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. ”

- Katharine Whitehorn

“ For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ”

- Jay Leno

“ You know, it's cigarettes that killed Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. ”

- John Mellencamp

“ It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar. ”

- Thomas R. Marshall

“ For thy sake, tobacco, I Would do anything but die. ”

- Charles Lamb

“ There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ”

- Harold Robbins

“ They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes. ”

- Homer

“ If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ”

- Douglas Adams

“ If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ”

- Unknown

“ If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon? ”

- Unknown

“ Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes. ”

- Unknown

“ To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ On CBS Radio the news of Ed Murrow's death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial. ”

- Alexander Kendrick

“ The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey. ”

- William Faulkner

“ No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is a thing that human beings must avoid. ”

- George Orwell

“ America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco. ”

- Auguste Bartholdi

“ Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker. ”

- George Eliot

“ I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. ”

- Robert E. Lee

“ My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky. ”

- William Faulkner

“ Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ”

- George Dennison Prentice
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