Quotes of Taxation - somelinesforyou

“ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. ”

- Will Rogers

“ The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing. ”

- Jean Baptiste Colbert

“ Patrick Henry railed against taxation without representation. He should see it with representation. ”

- Saul Landau

“ Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them! ”

- Margaret Mitchell

“ The last thing you wanted a witch to do was get bored and start making her own amusements, because witches sometimes had famously erratic ideas about what was amusing. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. — they'll find something. ”

- Doug Horton

“ The world is ruled by butterflies adding to their weapon piles. Imagine what your taxes buy. We hardly ever try. ”

- Gordon Sumner

“ The taxpayer; that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ Our tax law is a 1, 598-page hydra-headed monster and I'm going to attack and attack and attack until I have ironed out every fault in it. ”

- Vivien Kellems

“ No statesmen ever will find it worth his pains, to tax our labor and excise our brain. ”

- Randolph Churchill

“ The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. ”

- Andrew Jackson

“ If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. ”

- Rush Limbaugh

“ Nothing is so well calculated to produce a death-like torpor in the country as an extended system of taxation and a great national debt. ”

- William Cobbett

“ Government lasts as long as the under-taxed can defend themselves against the over-taxed. ”

- Bernard Berenson

“ Taxing is an easy business. Any projector can contrive new compositions, any bungler can add to the old. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr. ”

- Will Rogers

“ A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time. ”

- Unknown

“ The power to tax is the power to destroy. ”

- John Marshall

“ The repose of nations cannot be secure without arms. Armies cannot be maintained without pay, nor can the pay be produced without taxes. ”

- Publius Cornelius Tacitus

“ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents. ”

- Peg Bracken

“ Only little people pay taxes. ”

- Leona Helmsley

“ Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax. ”

- Thomas Robert Dewar

“ It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his sheep, not to skin them. ”

- Tiberius Caesar

“ The rope by which the great blocks of taxes are attached to any citizenry is simple loyalty. ”

- Stephen King

“ There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program — your tax-dollar will go further. ”

- Wernher Von Braun

“ Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted. ”

- Unknown

“ Taxes, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society. ”

- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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