“ The campaign kickoff was so dismal that it needed a plastic surgeon instead of a press agent to put a face on it. ”
- Jane Mayer- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. ”
- Dag Hammarskjold- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose. ”
- Steve Gilliard- Copy
- 2.3K
“ A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130. ”
- Ernest Boyer- Copy
- 1.4K
“ On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. ”
- Christiaan N. Barnard- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Some critics will write 'Maya Angelou is a natural writer' - which is right after being a natural heart surgeon. ”
- Maya Angelou- Copy
- 2.1K
“ A poor surgeon hurts one person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130. ”
- Ernest Boyer- Copy
- 644
“ A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Thurber did not write the way a surgeon operates, he wrote the way a child skips rope, the way a mouse waltzes. ”
- E. B. White- Copy
- 3.7K
“ A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. ”
- Jack Nicholson- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Will you tell me my fault, frankly as to yourself, for I had rather wince, than die. Men do not call the surgeon to commend the bone, but to set it, Sir. ”
- Emily Dickinson- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Surgeons must be very careful. When they take the knife!, underneath their fine incisions, stirs the Culprit — Life! ”
- Emily Dickinson- Copy
- 1.4K
“ It's a damn shame we have this immediate ticking off in the mind about how people sound. On the other hand, how many people really want to be operated upon by a surgeon who talks broad cockney? ”
- Eileen Aitkins- Copy
- 942
“ Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner… it pays to be an expert. ”
- Alan Pease- Copy
- 2K
“ An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living. ”
- Nicolas Chamfort- Copy
- 2.5K
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