Quotes of Jack Nicholson - somelinesforyou

“ The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ One of my school friends’ parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Brother to Brother. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Brother to Brother. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Just let the wardrobe do the acting. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Brother to Brother. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Once you've been really bad in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't... take two. ”

- Jack Nicholson

“ Just let the wardrobe do the acting. ”

- Jack Nicholson
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