Quotes of Squeeze - somelinesforyou

“ The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If you must cry over spilled milk then please try to condense it. ”

- Unknown

“ Cheese — milk's leap forward to immortality. ”

- Clifton Fadiman

“ Def Comedy Jam. ”

- Martin Lawrence

“ Squeezing our money out of politicians is more difficult than squeezing blood from a turnip. To paraphrase an Oscar Hammerstein love song, they never let it go. ”

- Cal Thomas

“ When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out — because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. ”

- Sir Eric Geddes

“ The coming of the printing press must have seemed as if it would turn the world upside down in the way it spread and, above all, democratized knowledge. Provided you could pay and read, what was on the shelves in the new bookshops was yours for the taking… ”

- James E. Burke

“ Dive on them and squash them if you must. ”

- Jeremy Taylor

“ Here take back the stuff that I am, nature, knead it back into the dough of being, make of me a bush, a cloud, whatever you will, even a man, only no longer make me. ”

- Georg C. Lichtenberg

“ Lust will curdle like milk if you don't keep using it up. ”

- Unknown

“ Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. ”

- Josh Billings

“ With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. ”

- Gwendolyn Brooks

“ A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. ”

- Arthur Koestler

“ A hug is a smile with arms, a laugh with a stronger grip. ”

- Terri Guillemets

“ You cannot sell the cow and sup the milk. ”

- Unknown

“ Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ”

- Fred Allen

“ When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? ”

- Unknown

“ Breast milk is better than any udder milk! ”

- Unknown

“ I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. ”

- Bill Watterson

“ There are at least four things you can do with your hands. You can wring them in despair; you can fold them in idleness; you can clench them in anger; or you can use them to help someone. ”

- Unknown

“ Hey, if that gets them fired up - I'm running out of stuff. There are no more stools because I broke them all. No more cell phones, either. I break them, too. I'm so strong I can just squish them. ”

- Bruce Weber

“ They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. ”

- Yasmine Bleeth

“ I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now. ”

- Lamar Alexander

“ It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone shorts. ”

- Kelly Allen

“ After Fish, Milk do not wish. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ No use crying over spilt milk. ”

- Unknown

“ Gin was mother's milk to her. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation. ”

- Noel Coward
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