“ Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. ”
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“ Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. ”
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“ I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations. ”
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“ There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ”
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“ I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night. ”
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“ I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night. ”
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“ You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last minute panic. ”
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“ Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. ”
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“ There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ”
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“ If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot different. ”
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“ Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them. ”
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“ I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. ”
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“ CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. ”
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“ Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! ”
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“ To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble. ”
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“ If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ”
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“ CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment. ”
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“ In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories. ”
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“ Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth? ”
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