“ The goal of retirement is to live off your assets. not on them. ”
- Frank Eberhart- Copy
- 3.1K
“ The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 269
“ I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. ”
- Gene Perret- Copy
- 393
“ Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I”m home – forever.” ”
- Gene Perret- Copy
- 114
“ You know it’s time to retire when the guys ask you if you’re “getting any," you think it means sleep. ”
- Greg Tamblyn- Copy
- 3.1K
“ You gain two new best friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be hanging out with them a lot. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Retirement is that marvelous time of life when the sun rises and you don’t. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.5K
“ It’s a good, quiet retirement. Most days I do nothing, but it takes me all day to do it. ”
- Barry Wilkin- Copy
- 552
“ Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
- Gene Perret- Copy
- 3.3K
“ He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age. ”
- Dejan Stojanovic- Copy
- 1.7K
“ There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit…retire! ”
- Groucho Marx- Copy
- 3.1K
“ The down side about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. ”
- Malcolm Forbes- Copy
- 2.7K
“ Retired people compliment my teeth, then tell me to take care of them. This always makes me think they are trying to steal them. ”
- Emily Claire Tamblyn- Copy
- 80
“ Retired: You were tired yesterday and you’re tired again today. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 733
“ According to your latest figures, if you retired today, you could live very, very comfortably until 2 p.m. tomorrow. ”
- Dave Erhard- Copy
- 3.6K
“ When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ”
- Chi Chi Rodriguez- Copy
- 4K
“ Retirement is like a never. ending weekend party except that you can’t drink, can’t pick up girls and can’t stay up all night even if you want to. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Retirement has cured many businessman’s ulcers — and given his wife one! ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.9K
“ It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. ”
- Scott Elledge- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. ”
- Malcolm Muggeridge- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 4K
“ When some people retire, it’s going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference. ”
- Virginia Graham- Copy
- 3.4K
“ There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ”
- Bill Watterson- Copy
- 35
“ The two most dangerous years of your life are the year you are born and the year you retire. ”
- Liz Davidson- Copy
- 2.4K
“ Teacher’s Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.4K
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