“ I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 2.9K
“ If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office. ”
- Hedy Lamarr- Copy
- 1.4K
“ You don't have to be a fantastic hero to do certain things - to compete. You can be just an ordinary chap, sufficiently motivated to reach challenging goals. The intense effort, the giving of everything you've got, is a very pleasant bonus. ”
- Sir Edmund Hillary- Copy
- 3.8K
“ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application. ”
- Gene Fowler- Copy
- 2.3K
“ We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet. ”
- Max Walker- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
- 3.8K
“ There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ”
- Bern Williams- Copy
- 505
“ I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 1.5K
“ With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 419
“ Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. ”
- Samuel Goldwyn- Copy
- 1.6K
“ It is not surprising that some pro-Taliban Pakistanis are now complaining because the U.S. failed to put Israel on its target list of terrorism. ”
- Jack Schwartz- Copy
- 4K
“ Any therapist will tell you that when you're ready, you will come out. To be outed means you weren't ready. ”
- Billie Jean King- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Many psychoanalysts refused to let me speak at their meetings. They were exceptionally vigorous because I had previously been an analyst and they were very angry at my flying the coop. ”
- Albert Ellis- Copy
- 304
“ I mean being a writer is like being a psychoanalyst, but you don't get any patients. ”
- Al Alvarez- Copy
- 1.3K
“ You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more. ”
- Oprah Winfrey- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free. ”
- Jim Morrison- Copy
- 2.6K
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