Quotes of Pup - somelinesforyou

“ If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. ”

- Fran Lebowitz

“ What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know. ”

- Larry Bird

“ A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. ”

- Josh Billings

“ I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs. ”

- Jonathan Swift

“ Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ”

- Mary Bly

“ The man recover'd of the bite, The dog it was that died. ”

- Oliver Goldsmith

“ I am because my little dog knows me. ”

- Gertrude Stein

“ I am, because my little dog knows I am. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ The lead dog gets the best view. The rest of the dogs view is butt ugly. Of course, the lead dog is also the first to fall into the ravine. ”

- Richard Saunders

“ And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound, And curs of low degree. ”

- Oliver Goldsmith

“ Whosoever loveth me loveth my hound. ”

- Sir Thomas More

“ Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. ”

- Unknown

“ You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ You own a dog; you feed a cat. ”

- Jim Fiebig

“ Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. ”

- Unknown

“ My feet are dogs. ”

- Rudolf Nureyev

“ Talks as familiarly of roaring lions As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs! - King John. Act ii. Sc. 1. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ A dog knows the places he is thrown food. ”

- African proverb

“ This is no dog-and-pony show,... Your apology is too late, Mr. Lawson. ”

- David Davis

“ Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out. ”

- Princess Anne

“ He was such a dear cock-tailed pup. ”

- Richard Harris Barham

“ To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ”

- Aldous Huxley

“ Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does. ”

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

“ We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. ”

- George Eliot

“ When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ”

- Edward Abbey

“ Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs. ”

- Christopher Hampton

“ Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ”

- Dave Barry

“ Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. ”

- Karl Kraus

“ Necessity has the face of a dog. ”

- Gabriel García Márquez
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