Quotes of Plumber - somelinesforyou

“ Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. ”

- Woody Allen

“ The practice of medicine is a thinker's art, the practice of surgery a plumber's. ”

- Martin H. Fisher

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- Woody Allen

“ I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. ”

- Jack Gould
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