Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ She was right about something else too," Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around. "What's that?" I asked. "That I do still love you." With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ The true miracle lies in our eagerness to allow, appreciate, and honor the uniqueness, and freedom of each sentient being to sing the song of their heart. ”

- Amit Ray

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ Everything is easier said than done. Wanting something is easy. Saying something is easy. The challenge and the reward are in the doing. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita