“ I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated all my homosexual patients are quite sick - to which I finally replied so are all my heterosexual patients. ”
- Ernest van den Haag- Copy
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“ We don't consider a patient cured when his sprain has healed or he's been restored to a minimal level of functioning. The patient is cured when he can again do the things he loves to do. ”
- Stanley A. Herring- Copy
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“ Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
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“ So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience. ”
- Moss Hart- Copy
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“ Patients with migraines know precisely when and how often and how long their headaches strike. They often come in with long lists. When you have a patient with lists, you have a patient with migraine. ”
- Seymour Diamond- Copy
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“ The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. ”
- Voltaire- Copy
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“ Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers. ”
- Charles W. Eliot- Copy
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“ There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you. When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self destruct. It never fails. ”
- Richard Rybolt- Copy
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“ If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent. ”
- Isaac Newton- Copy
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“ We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. ”
- Helen Keller- Copy
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“ We should manage our fortunes as we do our health - enjoy it when good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity. ”
- Francois De La Rochefoucauld- Copy
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“ If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. ”
- Pooh’s Little Instruction Book- Copy
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“ I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. ”
- Oscar Levant- Copy
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“ Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and patient inquiry leadeth the way. ”
- Hosea Ballou- Copy
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“ I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. ”
- Margaret Thatcher- Copy
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“ To study the phenomenon of disease without books is to sail an uncharted sea, while to study books without patients is not to go to sea at all. ”
- Sir William Osler- Copy
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“ We would never learn to be patient if there were only joy in the world. ”
- Helen Keller- Copy
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“ I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient. ”
- Real Live Preacher- Copy
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“ The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
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“ I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it. ”
- Edith Sitwell- Copy
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“ Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm. ”
- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider- Copy
- 832
“ The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will educate his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease. ”
- Thomas Edison- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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