Quotes of Partner - somelinesforyou

“ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. ”

- John Churton Collins

“ Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. ”

- Francis Bacon

“ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. ”

- Agatha Christie

“ Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it. ”

- Lyndon B. Johnson

“ And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I've little further now to go. ”

- William Barnes

“ There are three faithful friends; an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ As good luck would have it, comes in one Mistress Page, gives intelligence of Ford's approach, and in her invention, and Ford's wife's distraction, they conveyed me into a buck-basket. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes. ”

- Mal Pancoast

“ As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. ”

- Roseanne Barr

“ When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband! ”

- Shana Alexander

“ Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. ”

- Bible

“ Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave himself up for her. ”

- Bible

“ In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend. ”

- Johan August Strindberg

“ Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare! ”

- Unknown

“ If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. ”

- Bible

“ Tester I 'll have in pouch, when thou shalt lack, Base Phrygian Turk! - The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act i. Sc. 3. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If women believed in their husbands, they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ For, lo, our fathers have fallen by the sword, and our sons and our daughters and our wives are in captivity for this. ”

- Bible

“ My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ He that hath a wife and children hath given hostages to fortune. ”

- Francis Bacon

“ The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. ”

- Ann Bancroft

“ Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her husband. - The Taming of the Shrew. Act v. Sc. 2. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. ”

- Henry Youngman

“ It is better to have loved your wife than never to have loved at all. ”

- Edgar Saltus

“ The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. ”

- Shirley MacLaine

“ It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession. ”

- Thomas Hardy
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