“ As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God. My soul thirsts for God, for the living God. ”
- The Bible- Copy
- 2.2K
“ A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him. ”
- Edna St. Vincent Millay- Copy
- 2.9K
“ My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. ”
- Roseanne Barr- Copy
- 325
“ For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift. ”
- Wernher Von Braun- Copy
- 1.5K
“ A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. ”
- Bennett Cerf- Copy
- 3.5K
“ A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. ”
- Larry David- Copy
- 125
“ Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. ”
- Baltasar Gracian- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in your life can make you drop your pants and urinate as a condition of getting or keeping a job? ”
- Gene Guerrero- Copy
- 3.4K
“ I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants. ”
- Florence Henderson- Copy
- 3.9K
“ It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm a role model in hot pants now. That's cool! ”
- Lauryn Hill- Copy
- 1.1K
“ If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. ”
- Theodore Roosevelt- Copy
- 2.6K
“ The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants. ”
- Theodore Roosevelt- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent. ”
- Cal Thomas- Copy
- 943
“ When you're dealing with people who think that Sponge Bob Square Pants is more important than social security, you have a problem. ”
- Christine Todd Whitman- Copy
- 1.8K
“ They didn't need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn't matter if the cat's in pants or pedal-pushers. I don't think we're supposed to fly solo. ”
- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. ”
- Katie Saltonovitz- Copy
- 2.3K
“ The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off. ”
- Ringo Starr- Copy
- 2.8K
“ A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman. ”
- Brian Hwang- Copy
- 3.3K
“ A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ”
- Sir Winston Churchill- Copy
- 2.7K
“ Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. ”
- Frederick Buechner- Copy
- 2.5K
“ A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. ”
- Karl Kraus- Copy
- 254
“ A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 3.2K
“ A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results. ”
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox- Copy
- 3.2K
“ As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them. ”
- Josh Billings- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. ”
- Joey Lauren Adams- Copy
- 2.4K
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