“ For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 364
“ Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ”
- John Weitz- Copy
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“ For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. ”
- Dennis Franz- Copy
- 491
“ The credo of the average American is all things in moderation. This is the same average American that is about 20 pounds overweight and has a one out of four chance of dying from heart disease. ”
- Bo Bennett- Copy
- 2K
“ If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. ”
- Christiaan N. Barnard- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I am not overweight, I am underheight - My weight is perfect for a man of 7'9. ”
- Victor Buono- Copy
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