“ An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
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“ An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
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“ A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats. ”
- Nathaniel Hawthorne- Copy
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“ At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
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“ Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration. ”
- Charles Dudley Warner- Copy
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“ A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables. ”
- Gertrude Stein- Copy
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“ I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it. ”
- Reese Witherspoon- Copy
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“ SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as, the Dalai Lama of Thibet; the Moogum of M'bwango; the temple of Apes in Ceylon; the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat and the Onion of ancient Egypt; the Mufti of Moosh; the hair of the dog that bit Noah, etc… ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ I told you 'bout the fool on the hill I tell you man he livin' there still Now here's another place you can be Listen to me Fixin' a hole in the ocean Tryin' to make a dovetail joint Look into a glass onion. ”
- The Beatles ‘Glass Onion’- Copy
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