Quotes of Menu - somelinesforyou

“ As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it. ”

- Buddy Hackett

“ Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. ”

- Rosalind Russell

“ Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. ”

- Robert Maynard Pirsig

“ I am not interested in picking up the crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights. ”

- Henry McNeal Turner

“ The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first? ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet. ”

- Suzanne Fields

“ They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts. ”

- William E. Geist

“ The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. ”

- Beyoncé Knowles

“ It is beyond the imagination of the menu-maker that there are people in the world who breakfast on a single egg. ”

- Melvin Maddocks

“ Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like — and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres. ”

- Hector Hugh Munro
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