Quotes of Lumpy - somelinesforyou

“ Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper
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