Quotes of Richard Roeper - somelinesforyou

“ You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ A hundred or 500 years from now, history students will look at civilization in the year 2000 and chuckle at our lack of enlightenment. Some pop culture professor will show an ancient videotape of Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger getting married on national TV, and then she'll tell the class: 'It was legally acceptable for two heterosexual strangers who didn't know each. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ In the last few years there's been an explosion of bands that flame to the sky with one huge release - only to burn out just as quickly. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Well, I think one of the reasons Chicago became so popular as a filmmaker location is because New York had been used so many times that Chicago, I think, was rediscovered maybe in the late '60s, early '70s for a long time as a new location. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ If you're starting to think of that one guy at the table as your archrival because he's beaten you three times in the last hour, remember: you're not Spider-Man, and he's not the Green Goblin. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ In the last few years there's been an explosion of bands that flame to the sky with one huge release - only to burn out just as quickly. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ That's why I've always been appreciative of truly creative radio commercials. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ In the last few years there's been an explosion of bands that flame to the sky with one huge release - only to burn out just as quickly. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ A hundred or 500 years from now, history students will look at civilization in the year 2000 and chuckle at our lack of enlightenment. Some pop culture professor will show an ancient videotape of Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger getting married on national TV, and then she'll tell the class: 'It was legally acceptable for two heterosexual strangers who didn't know each. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ A hundred or 500 years from now, history students will look at civilization in the year 2000 and chuckle at our lack of enlightenment. Some pop culture professor will show an ancient videotape of Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger getting married on national TV, and then she'll tell the class: 'It was legally acceptable for two heterosexual strangers who didn't know each. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ On first blush, Hold 'em seems like a ridiculously simple game. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ A hundred or 500 years from now, history students will look at civilization in the year 2000 and chuckle at our lack of enlightenment. Some pop culture professor will show an ancient videotape of Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger getting married on national TV, and then she'll tell the class: 'It was legally acceptable for two heterosexual strangers who didn't know each. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ A hundred or 500 years from now, history students will look at civilization in the year 2000 and chuckle at our lack of enlightenment. Some pop culture professor will show an ancient videotape of Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger getting married on national TV, and then she'll tell the class: 'It was legally acceptable for two heterosexual strangers who didn't know each. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ Meanwhile, there's more poker than soft porn on cable TV these days - and the broadcast networks are getting in on the game as well. ”

- Richard Roeper

“ That's why I've always been appreciative of truly creative radio commercials. ”

- Richard Roeper
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