Quotes of Lavatory - somelinesforyou

“ John Kerry believes in an America where hard work is rewarded. ”

- Barack Obama

“ John the Baptist pretending to be Karl Marx. ”

- Unknown

“ I care about John Kerry. ”

- Tucker Carlson

“ What it is that he has that makes the ladies do what they just did? ”

- Nick Carter

“ He was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met. ”

- William Faulkner

“ Beware of the fury of the patient man. ”

- John Dryden

“ One good turn deserves another. John Heywood The Proverbs of John Heywood (1546). ”

- John Heywood

“ No man ought to look a given horse in the mouth. ”

- John Heywood

“ Make haste; the better foot before. - King John. Act iv. Sc. 2. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The problem isn't that Johnny can't read. The problem isn't even that Johnny can't think. The problem is that Johnny doesn't know what thinking is; he confuses it with feeling. ”

- Thomas Sowell

“ His name is John Mason, a British national incarcerated in The Rock in 1962. ”

- Sean Connery

“ I really didn't mean to hurt anybody. I liked John Lennon. ”

- Mark David Chapman

“ And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist. ”

- Bible

“ And his mother answered and said, Not so; but he shall be called John. ”

- Bible

“ And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, Give me here John Baptist's head in a charger. ”

- Bible

“ I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. ”

- Rod Stewart

“ A vote for John Bolton is a vote for U.N. reform. ”

- Bill Frist

“ It really is the end of an era. John's always saying, 'Let's go out and make some memories.' That's what we try to do. We know it's over. Let's just try to make one more memory. ”

- Al Michaels

“ If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting. ”

- Sharon Osbourne

“ A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night and then as its mausoleum. ”

- Kingsley Amis

“ It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. ”

- Uma Thurman

“ I think a lot of contemplation happens in bathtubs. It does for me. Nothing like a hot bath to ease the tension and think about what's going to happen next. ”

- Sarah McLachlan

“ Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. ”

- Garry Trudeau

“ When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench. ”

- Sparky Anderson

“ Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. ”

- Rita Rudner

“ There has been only one manager, and his name is John McGraw. ”

- Connie Mack

“ You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on. ”

- Don Imus

“ You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. ”

- Carolyn Heilbrun

“ Try being my size and going into a public restroom. ”

- Billy Barty
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