“ If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. ”
- Helen Giangregorio- Copy
- 228
“ All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. ”
- Paul Simon- Copy
- 527
“ Sometimes I go off and er.....(laughs with people laughing in the background)...I er.......(laughs)......I may just go off now as a matter of fact. ”
- Brent Spiner- Copy
- 2.4K
“ The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh. ”
- Johann Friedrich von Schiller- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. ”
- Gerald Barzan- Copy
- 3.6K
“ If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute — I've got to have them. ”
- Ken Dodd- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Life is a jest, and all things show it, I thought so once, and now I know it. ”
- Samuel Johnson- Copy
- 455
“ I live alone, and it's good. I stick on a video, watch telly. I am a bit lonely sometimes, but I laugh at my own jokes and dance around by myself when I'm making something to eat. I'd like to do a bit more reading maybe. I've tried, but somehow I just can't get into that book thing yet. ”
- Robbie Williams- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you. ”
- Pamela Hansford Johnson- Copy
- 547
“ We make everything funny, you wouldn't believe the things we laugh at. We're always laughing-people think we're completely mad! ”
- Emma Bunton- Copy
- 1K
“ Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; but now I know it. ”
- John Gay- Copy
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“ A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. ”
- Dwight D. Eisenhower- Copy
- 3.2K
“ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry — and the world laughs harder. ”
- Evan Esar- Copy
- 646
“ The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. ”
- Johann Friedrich von Schiller- Copy
- 2.2K
“ A living drollery: now I will believe That there are unicorns. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ My father taught me to work, but he did not teach me to love it. ”
- Abraham Lincoln- Copy
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“ My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself. ”
- Maya Angelou- Copy
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“ Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone. ”
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox- Copy
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“ Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do. ”
- Robert K. Mueller- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. ”
- Julian Clary- Copy
- 349
“ If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? ”
- Stephen Wright- Copy
- 2.1K
“ If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
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