Quotes of Insurance - somelinesforyou

“ The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. ”

- Wes Smith

“ For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. ”

- Ralph Nader

“ Social Security is a social insurance program it is not designed to be the same thing as a 401(k). ”

- Paul Krugman

“ I don't think anyone has really played this in 400 years. Everyone has to get humble here. ”

- Richard Dreyfuss

“ Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. ”

- Al Bundy

“ Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. ”

- Unknown

“ Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. ”

- Unknown

“ They don't sell insurance for this kind of thing. ”

- Bill Parcells

“ Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. ”

- Unknown

“ People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. ”

- Unknown

“ Justice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it. ”

- William Penn

“ Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. ”

- William Penn

“ I know nothing about racing and any money I put on a horse is a sort of insurance policy to prevent it winning. ”

- Frank Richardson

“ For almost 70 years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. ”

- Ralph Nader

“ You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. ”

- Bertolt Brecht

“ Too often, young adults risk their financial futures by going without health insurance because they don't understand it or don't think they need it. ”

- Mike Murphy

“ We have insurance for the damage and for the interruption of business. ”

- Don King

“ Crop insurance is a key component of the farm safety net and it is crucial that this Subcommittee continues to stay abreast as to the health of the crop insurance industry. ”

- Bob Etheridge

“ What I don't want to do is to go and buy a bunch of exotic-looking drums and set up an Afrikanische Musik in New York City. ”

- Steve Reich

“ Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? ”

- Woody Allen

“ I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. ”

- Stephen B. Leacock

“ I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is, when I go, they go, too. ”

- Jack Benny

“ Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany. ”

- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

“ Social Security is not a retirement savings plan; it is a social insurance program. It's a contract that says, as a society, we will look out for you and your family when you can no longer work. ”

- Jeff Bingaman

“ Human life is proverbially uncertain; few things are more certain than the solvency of a life-insurance company. ”

- Ecclesiastes

“ The high price of health care in this country is a serious issue that demands serious attention. Putting limits on damages have little or no effect on skyrocketing malpractice insurance rates. ”

- Mary Landrieu

“ Under current law, most Americans can sue their HMO or insurance company if it denies care and a patient dies or is injured as a result. Again, most employees of small businesses already can sue their HMO. Only those employees who work in companies with self-insured plans are not able to sue, as these plans operate under the federal Employee Retirement, Insurance, Security Act. ”

- Allen Boyd

“ Soaring prescription drug costs have placed a tremendous strain on family budgets. They have also imposed a heavy burden on employers - both public and private - who are struggling to provide affordable health insurance coverage to their workers. ”

- Susan Collins
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