“ Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis — and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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“ A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”
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“ Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ”
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“ I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
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“ Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either. ”
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“ I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is, when I go, they go, too. ”
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“ Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ”
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“ A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”
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“ I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is, when I go, they go, too. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is, when I go, they go, too. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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“ A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”
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“ A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter. ”
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“ My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either. ”
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