“ Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar, And the creature run from the cur: There, thou might'st behold the great image of authority; A dog's obeyed in office. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 2.3K
“ And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound, And curs of low degree. ”
- Oliver Goldsmith- Copy
- 3.6K
“ The lead dog gets the best view. The rest of the dogs view is butt ugly. Of course, the lead dog is also the first to fall into the ravine. ”
- Richard Saunders- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese? ”
- Dame Edith Sitwell- Copy
- 2K
“ Certes, they been like hounds, for a hound when he cometh by the roses, or by other bushes, though he may nat pisse … he heve up his leg and make a countenance to pisse. ”
- Geoffrey Chaucer- Copy
- 699
“ Certes, they been lye to hounds, for an hound when he cometh by the roses, or by other bushes, though he may nat pisse, yet wole he heve up his leg and make a countenance to pisse. ”
- Geoffrey Chaucer- Copy
- 1.5K
“ So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'. ”
- Tommy Cooper- Copy
- 532
“ They take unbelievable pleasure in the hideous blast of the hunting horn and baying of the hounds. Dogs dung smells sweet as cinnamon to them. ”
- Desiderius Erasmus- Copy
- 149
“ Of course I'm a publicity hound. Aren't all crusaders? How can you accomplish anything unless people know what you are trying to do? ”
- Vivien Kellems- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. ”
- Jerome K. Jerome- Copy
- 815
“ Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock. ”
- Francis Beaumont- Copy
- 1.5K
“ The setters struggled (last weekend), but we had practice just for the setters on Monday and Tuesday and they've been perfect. ”
- Bill Walton- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains. ”
- Bill Mauldin- Copy
- 472
“ Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. ”
- Robert Benchley- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. ”
- Will Stanton- Copy
- 240
“ You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'. ”
- Lewis Grizzard- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. ”
- George Jean Nathan- Copy
- 1.9K
“ If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it! ”
- Nikita Khrushchev- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese? ”
- Edith Sitwell- Copy
- 3.9K
“ I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. ”
- Andy Warhol- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards. ”
- Diogenes- Copy
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