Quotes of Lewis Grizzard - somelinesforyou

“ Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Life is like a dogsled race — if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks. ”

- Lewis Grizzard

“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

- Lewis Grizzard
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