Quotes of Hose - somelinesforyou

“ A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ What do you do when your competitor is drowning? Get a live hose - and stick it in his mouth. ”

- M. Douglas Ivester

“ Getting an Education from MIT is like taking a drink from a Fire Hose. ”

- Jerome Wiesner

“ When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability… To be alive is to be vulnerable. ”

- Madeleine L’Engle

“ When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? ”

- G.K. Chesterton
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