Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ The night still bold The cold singing by The crickets on their turbo Ushering in a celestial night in beautiful robe For tonight he will wonder into a glorious quest of the night As he lay down his head, will the Angels guard him Good night and sweet dreams ”

- Perpetua Ukakogu

“ I will be generous with my love today. I will sprinkle compliments and uplifting words everywhere I go. I will do this knowing that my words are like seeds and when they fall on fertile soil, a reflection of those seeds will grow into something greater. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ How would your life be different if…You stopped allowing other people to dilute or poison your day with their words or opinions? Let today be the day…You stand strong in the truth of your beauty and journey through your day without attachment to the validation of others ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Living with a purpose in life is more fulfilling than living a rich lifestyle without a purpose. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking