Quotes of Firearm - somelinesforyou

“ A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ”

- Mitch Ratcliffe

“ Each generation produces its squad of "moderns" with peashooters to attack Gibraltar. ”

- Channing Pollock

“ For I was a collaborator with Destiny, not one who put a pistol to its head and demanded particular treasures. ”

- Robertson Davies

“ While I write this letter, I have a pistol in one hand and a sword in the other. ”

- Boyle Roche

“ We don't point a pistol at our own forehead. That is not the way to conduct negotiations. ”

- Benjamin Netanyahu

“ When a man is shooting a handgun, it's just like he is shooting because that's his job, and he has no other choice. It's no good. When a girl is shooting a handgun, it's really something. ”

- Hayao Miyazaki

“ Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first. ”

- Josh Billings

“ The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-by to the Bill of Rights. ”

- H.L. Mencken

“ I don't know why you use a fancy French word like detente when there's a good English phrase for it-cold war. ”

- Golda Meir

“ After a week of back and forth, and forth and back over firearms, it's good to see a consensus developing on this common-sense amendment to keep handguns away from children. ”

- Herb Kohl

“ Whether we find weapons or we don't find weapons, the allegations, with certainty, that there were weapons of mass destruction, imminently available and would be used by Saddam Hussein, was based on intelligence which seems to me... was exaggerated. Nothing I saw on this trip changed my view of the troubling nature of that evidence. ”

- Carl Levin

“ An acquaintance of my husband with a long criminal record and a record of mental illness walked into a pawnshop,... It took him about five minutes to purchase a shotgun. He handed it to Kurt on April 6, and on April 7 he was found dead. That's how easy it is. ”

- Courtney Love

“ Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil. prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Einstein was horrified by World War I. He devoted a lot of time to thinking and worrying about it. He went to this conference in Geneva. He thought they were discussing disarmament, to do away with the weapons of war and therefore to prevent war. Instead, he found these representatives of various countries discussing what kinds of weapons would be suitable and what kind of weapons needed to be prohibited… ”

- Howard Zinn

“ Well, I'm obviously disappointed. I thought there were I thought we'd find weapons of mass destruction, as did the world...On the other hand, I believe we made the right decision because Saddam Hussein was not only a tyrant, but he was a threat to world peace… ”

- Laura Bush

“ The engine of the tank is a weapon just as the main-gun. ”

- Heinz Guderian

“ Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols. ”

- David Byrne

“ Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician. ”

- Jeff Cooper

“ They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun. ”

- Dan Rather

“ If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em. ”

- Darrell Royal

“ We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea. ”

- Jon Stewart

“ People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right? ”

- Avril Lavigne

“ A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. ”

- Garrison Keillor

“ John Wood stood in front of them, and held his revolver, and threatened to shoot the first man who bayoneted these Germans who had surrendered. ”

- Philip Gibbs

“ I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I think people are too hard on the Pistols. The Pistols started the whole punk thing and never saw much money. ”

- Gavin Rossdale

“ But as far as this stuff being really new, really different that's something else again. Even the Sex Pistols were playing old Chuck Berry licks. ”

- Lester Bangs

“ Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy. ”

- Truman Capote

“ Every day Saddam remains in power with chemical weapons, biological weapons, and the development of nuclear weapons is a day of danger for the United States. ”

- Joseph Lieberman

“ We will in the future, we will search and we will find some kind of chemical weapons and biological weapons. ”

- Jalal Talabani
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