Quotes of Falsify - somelinesforyou

“ Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them. ”

- John Henry Cardinal Newman

“ Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals. ”

- Agnes Repplier

“ If doctors fail thee, be these three thy doctors — Rest, cheerfulness, and moderate diet. ”

- Unknown

“ Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?"This is commonly misquotes as "You can't have you're cake and eat it, too. - John Heywood's Proverbs, 1546. ”

- John Heywood

“ The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ”

- Jay Leno

“ The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went. ”

- Hector Hugh Munro

“ It's not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone with them. ”

- Isabel Colegate

“ If you want to "get in touch with your feelings," fine, talk to yourself. We all do. But if you want to communicate with another thinking human being, get in touch with your thoughts. ”

- William Safire

“ Videlicit, That each man swore to do his best To damn and perjure all the rest. ”

- Samuel Butler

“ A man whose religion is dominated by overhanging gloom or fear misrepresents religion as much as a cloudy day would misrepresent a sunshiny day, or as much as January would misrepresent June. ”

- Henry Ward Beecher

“ My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ There is no one who does not exaggerate! ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ There is no one who would have me - I can't cook. ”

- Greta Garbo

“ Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ”

- Unknown

“ Get the facts first. You can distort them later. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The ease with which Sen. Leahy distorts Judge Roberts' record is troubling and may indicate that the Democrats are not yet done trying to make that argument, although it has already been discredited. ”

- Steve Schmidt

“ When the doctors came they said she had died of heart disease - of joy that kills. ”

- Kate Chopin

“ Guilt was never a rational thing; it distorts all the faculties of the human mind, it perverts them, it leaves a man no longer in the free use of his reason, it puts him into confusion. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ If the doctors of today do not become the nutritionists of tomorrow, then the nutritionists of today will become the doctors of tomorrow. ”

- Unknown

“ Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. ”

- Unknown

“ I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. ”

- Barry Goldwater

“ My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round. ”

- Willie Nelson

“ The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too. ”

- Anton Chekhov

“ With just enough of learning to misquote. ”

- Lord Byron

“ The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. ”

- Dan Quayle
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