Quotes of Detective

“ According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times. ”

- Jay Leno

“ I'm bringing Dick Cheney as my date. ”

- George Clooney

“ The whole Bush team, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, my gosh of course it has a good deal to do about Bush because we don't want to operate New Jersey like Bush operates America I can tell you that. ”

- Frank Lautenberg

“ With Bush, I've long thought this presidency has been swallowed by his vice president. Dick Cheney is not interested in uniting with anybody. ”

- John Dean

“ The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. ”

- Joe Garagiola

“ Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. ”

- Alec Guinness

“ It's very hard! Oh, Dick, my boy, It's very hard one can't enjoy A little private spouting; But sure as Lear or Hamlet lives, Up comes our master, Bounce! and gives The tragic Muse a routing. ”

- Thomas Hood

“ The auditor is a watchdog and not a bloodhound. ”

- Lord Justice Topes

“ They believe that they can make him the symbol of what Democrats, in particular, and perhaps swing voters don't like about the Bush administration,... Whether it's the questions about the intelligence before the war, the relationship with Halliburton — in a whole series of ways, I think they do see Dick Cheney as a target. ”

- Ron Brownstein

“ It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. ”

- Agatha Christie

“ Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better place for a man who has had four heart attacks than to be carrying a big gun and a backpack through the snow looking for red meat. ”

- Jay Leno

“ If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning. ”

- Marilyn Manson

“ We proved that the most important evidence against O.J. Simpson had supposedly been found in unusual places by a thoroughly racist LAPD detective-a detective who had been caught on audiotapes made years earlier admitting the LAPD planted evidence-a detective who for some unknown reason had been present in places he had no legitimate reason to be. ”

- Johnnie Cochran

“ What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots. ”

- Dennis Quaid

“ The investigator should have a robust faith - and yet not believe. ”

- Claude Bernard

“ President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him. ”

- Jay Leno

“ President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes. ”

- Jay Leno

“ I think it's fair to say we have a rather major disagreement on this point. ”

- Christopher Hill

“ In the past couple days, it was clear we had become the entire operation,... There just wasn't any enthusiasm for Dick. ”

- Dick Gephardt

“ We are not wired to bury our children. It was rough. Dick and Susan always will have a hole in their hearts. ”

- Don Ohlmeyer

“ Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you. ”

- Zig Ziglar

“ And Joseph remembered the dreams which he dreamed of them, and said unto them, Ye are spies; to see the nakedness of the land ye are come. ”

- Bible

“ John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'. ”

- Craig Kilborn

“ I'll have to have a room of my own. Nobody could sleep with Dick. He wakes up during the night, switches on the lights, speaks into his tape recorder. ”

- Pat Nixon

“ Sometimes the only thing we do to avoid success is refuse to be energetic on our own behalf. ”

- Barbara Sher

“ An optimist is someone who goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him. ”

- Zig Ziglar

“ And when king Arad the Canaanite, which dwelt in the south, heard tell that Israel came by the way of the spies; then he fought against Israel, and took some of them prisoners. ”

- Bible

“ I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me. ”

- Courtney Love

“ The opulence of Wilde is a bit too florid for Sherlock, who is a much darker character,... fascinated by the human condition, but also overwhelmed by it. ”

- Rupert Everett

“ Don't be a dick! ”

- Wil Wheaton
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